Rockin' Errywhere

WHEN YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER HAS A CUSTOM SWEATSHIRT MADE FOR YOU AS A CHRISTMAS GAG GIFT
AND IT'S JUST POINTING OUT A PROMINENT FEATURE YOU ARE EMBARRASSED ABOUT
even if it's one hella nice, well-shaped feature

Originally I was going to doodle this ridiculousness because I ran the idea by ChaseYoungIsMine and she was like "YES, DRAW IT, PLEASE!!" and wound up doing so today after that near-collision on the drive home, because DANG I'm happy to be alive and I needed something to laugh at.

More stuff with these dorks:
DC: Dr. Frei's Online Dating ProfileTag stolen from the ever-awesome LambdaZombie, though I'm altering rule two for the sake of having Malecai's younger brother Loren fill this out, because Loren's a piece of crap that way.
RULES:
1.) Have your character fill out the questionnaire.
2.) Then have SOME ELSE'S CHARACTER fill out the same questionnaire FOR YOUR CHARACTER.
As filled out by Dr. Malecai Frei himself.
NAME: Malecai Z. Frei
GENDER: Male
AGE: Early 30s
MARITAL/RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
INTERESTED IN:  Well now, that's a rather broad statement to fill out. Are you asking whether I'm interested in a specific gender, an ethnic group, a set of activities? I require a little more narrowing down.
HEIGHT: 6' even.
WEIGHT: I don't see why this is relevant.
GENERAL LIKES: Again this covers a broad spectrum with such a statement to be filled out. I shall respond by saying the things I do like also cover a broad range of categories.
GENERAL DISLIKES: Noisy, crowded p


IF YOU STEAL MY ART, YOU WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND REPORTED.